He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
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Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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