he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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