if i can run in heels then i can drive
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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