If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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