I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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