her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
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Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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