i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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