Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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