I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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