forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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