Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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