I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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