well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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