i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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