well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
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It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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