Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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