what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Duck Duck Cougar?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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