I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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