i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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