just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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