I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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