So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
So much Jack, so little girl.
Pants are for mortals
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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