Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I queefed so loud it echoed.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
All I want is dick and wine.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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