Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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