he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
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I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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