But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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