It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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