There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I cut my penus on the lid.
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
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It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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