Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
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Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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