i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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