You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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