do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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