Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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operation have a gay friend backfired
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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