Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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