I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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