is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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