Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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