Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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