I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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