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I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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