he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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