New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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