the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize