I don't think brook has ever known best
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
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you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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