HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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