I CAN MOONWALK!
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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