Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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