The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
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Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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