Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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