I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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