is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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